30 And Dirty Returns to the App Store With Achievements and Shames

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30 & Dirty
Developer: Rocket Splash Games Inc.
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

"30 & Dirty", a classic "dirty" hit on the iPhone, returns. Previously "30 and Dirty", this game portrays an odd spin on the dual-stick shooter genre of games. Players take control of Peetre Lamb, who is armed with 23 years of gaming experience and 0 years of real life experience. Control Peetre Lamb and blast your way through six types of distinct enemies using four weapon power-ups and two super power-ups.

Don't let the screenshots fool you, this game rocks! Just because we suck at drawing doesn't mean you should dismiss this game as crap! Grab the dual stick shooter that started it all! (Or at least Peetre seems to think he's the originator of the genre)

February 16, 2012, Peetre Lamb turns 30 years old. On this day, Peetre Lamb's high school diploma gets ripped into pieces and sucked into his ZBox gaming system. Armed with 23 years of gaming experience and 0 years of real life experience, Peetre Lamb is... 30 AND DIRTY (dirty in the sense that he doesn't shave).

30 And Dirty: Achievements & Shame

30 And Dirty is like Geometry Wars, but dirtier. Play your way through Quick Play mode, where players survive as long as you can with 3 lives. The enemies get more and more menacing the longer you stay alive. 30 & Dirty is simple, yet innovative game mechanics, featuring "dirty zones." Kill dirty enemies to create dirty zones and destroy enemies within dirty zones for bonus points!

The game includes six types of distinct enemies to blow up. Unlike some other games that only have one type of enemy (the kind that just follows you) and re-skins them. We got suicide bombers, seekers, mines, free-roamers, leeches, and tanks. This game isn't for little girls; these enemies actually shoot at you, too. Use four different weapon power-ups: shotgun, machine gun, missile, and homing puppies. Yes, you read that right, PUPPIES. Two super power-ups are also included: Yaoi paddle (to grow large and hit everyone with your paddle) and Kurtis Overkill (super fast shooting speed).

Also included are "Shames." Show your friends how sad you are with "Shames", the opposite of Achievements. If you die 100 times, the game will let you know and insult you for it! Also included is an Unlock Shop where players can spend your hard earned diploma fragments in the shop to purchase unlockable items.

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