Robot Philosopher Delivers Garbled Wisdom For iOS

Robo-Philosopher: Wisdom For Living, Insightful Proverbs, and Utter Nonsense (AppStore Link)
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Robo-Philosopher: Wisdom For Living, Insightful Proverbs, and Utter Nonsense
Developer: Jeffrey Starr
Price: free Download on the App Store

Tired of Plato and Socrates? Tired of things making sense? Then Robo-Philosopher is for you. Purple Falcon today is proud to announce the release of a new app for iPhone and iPad with this premise: a robot has been programmed to be a philosopher, but due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs nonsense! His terrible proverbs are sure to entertain, annoy and irritate even the most serious-minded individuals.

Robo-Philosopher randomizes and matches endless phrases to hilarious effect. The resulting nuggets of wisdom recall the inspired nonsense of Monty Python and the early writings of Woody Allen. A typical example- "Like ripened cherries, zebras have a fear of glass blowers."

* Tap on the "Another!" button to generate a new chunk of pseudo-philosophy
* Tap the share button to send it to your friends via text, email, Twitter, and Facebook

Standing apart from the vast sea of sameness in mobile apps, Purple Falcon's "Robo" series of applications offers a welcome and refreshing change. Aside from Philosopher, the software company also offers Robo-Doctor and Robo-Poet.

Robo-Philosopher 1.3 is only $0.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Entertainment category.

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