iFlush- Swoosh Those Troubles Down The Drain

This app is not currently available in the App Store.

iflush iphone appiFlush - Ever walk away from someone thinking, that dude’s full of crap? Next time, whip out your iPhone and take a quick snapshot of him and let the iFlush iPhone app by Elimination Systems bring a smile back to your face. iFlush offers the ultimate relief from those people, places or things that have you emotionally constipated.

iFlush iPhone app allows you to select whoever made your list today, boss, ex-lover, jerk in the car ahead of you that just cut you off, and send them to the wastewater treatment plant.  As long as you have a photo of them to insert, or you can utilize one of the nine default photos and just flush them down the toilet. With an array of sounds to choose from your experience is, shall we say, one sense shy of the real thing.

iFlush provides no expectations of greatness it is exactly what you expect it to be, basic toilet humor at a sophomoric level. If the parents of the folks over at Elimination Systems ever told them, we don’t care what you do just do your best, then they took that advice to heart. Much like the episode of Seinfeld when George and Jerry pitch a show about nothing and the studio signed on, iFlush has made an app about nothing and made it work.

Providing you with a number of options to personalize and share your experience, iFlush gives you the feeling of becoming the next great poop artist. Select your preferred toilet style, either Western Standard, Power Flush or Outhouse. Add your choice of sounds, including a number of farts or water splashing to choose from. Pick your picture, size, center, and rotate it until it is exactly like you want it. Then flush said creature down the sewer.

Did you get a kick out of that and want to see it over and over again? Simply hit the rotate icon and replay it instantly. Was that too much fun to keep to yourself? Tap the forward icon and email it to a friend. If that’s not enough, and you need to savor that great moment, save it to your Flush Log.

If you’re a highbrow pseudo-intellectual that only finds humor in jokes with punch lines like, Of course not, because one more proton and it wouldn’t be a deuteron!, iFlush iPhone app is not for you. But if you can’t get enough of South Park or Family Guy you’ll find unlimited fun with iFlush.

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This app is not currently available in the App Store.

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