Sexy iPhone Apps — Newer, Sexier, in HD!

Though tame by modern standards, these iPhone apps have more sex appeal than their g-rated predecessors.

Back when this article first hit the ‘net, Nine Inch Nails’ front man Trent Reznor had only recently assailed Apple for blocking an update to the band’s iPhone app because it used “objectionable words.” Apple had long maintained that only G-rated material would make it to the display windows of the App Store. A lot has changed since then.

Following OS 3.0, Apple loosened its standards. The reason? The ability to set parental controls. If not exactly welcoming to this new generation of “sexy apps,” Apple now permits more adult-oriented applications to pass through the review process.

Whether it’s because the newer apps were sexier or because the old apps were just low quality, many of the applications on AppCraver’s original list of quasi-adult-themed apps are no longer available in the App Store. Another big update for this list is the iPad and all the features that came with iPhone 4. Several of these apps now feature retina-display graphics, or HD versions built specifically for the iPad.

Here is our updated list of apps to help you get your groove on, for the 17-and-over crowd only:

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Sex Dice Evolved
Developer: Sawhorse Enterprises, Inc.
Price: $2.99 Download on the App Store

Sex Dice Evolved, from MyPlease, aims to get couples “in the mood” by encouraging players to explore their sexuality. Use the dice — actually, it’s a set of three spinners for what to do, where to do and for how long — and you’ll be directed to engage in acts such as massaging, rubbing, touching, kissing and caressing your partner. The app comes with expert sex tips from mypleasure.com and instructions, just in case you find yourself in an unexpected position.

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iKamasutra - Sex Positions from Kama Sutra and beyond Kamasutra
Developer: NBITE AS
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

iKamasutra Sex Positions is one of the few sexy apps in the App Store to actually have a 5-star rating from users. Described as exciting and entertaining by respected reviewers, iKamasutra Sex Positions is a time-tested way to inspire spontaneity and spice up your sex life.

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EroGlamour - Hot pictures of Sexy models and Glamorous celebrities
Developer: Sveatoslav Vizitiu
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

EroGlamour, from Art Dynasty, contains images of voluptuous maidens in various stages of undress — or as they say in the App Store, “hot pictures of sexy models and glamorous celebrities.” Every photo is in glorious HD, allowing viewers to zoom in and “appreciate” every detail. You can save the images as sexy wallpaper and share them on Facebook, too, which probably explains why the app has gotten rave reviews.

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Wobble Premium
Developer: Glentwood pty ltd
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

Wobble, from Glentwood, almost didn’t pass muster in the App Store. Apple required the developer to update its app to make it more family friendly while under review. Select a hottie or hunk from your camera roll, add a couple of “wobble targets” and shake to bump, grind and whatever else is on your mind.

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iJiggly - 3D Jiggling
Developer: Tu Lam
Price: $1.99 Download on the App Store

iJiggly-Bikini, from Shroomies, is not your ordinary shake and bake bikini app. iJiggle-Bikini features images in 3D, so “things” don’t lose volume and so the jiggling seems more realistic. It’s the first app that lets you jiggle everything, Shroomies says.

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SexyBooth+
Developer: Lee Oren Koules
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

Remember those x-ray glasses you sent away for as a kid? SexyBooth+ is a lot like that. The app provides entertainment by helping you “see” everyone you meet in their skivvies. It works about as well as those glass did, too.

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Sexy Poker 2009
Developer: Ludigames
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

Who doesn’t like a good game of strip poker? Six artistically-drawn girls with three games modes to play 5-card draw, video poker or blackjack. But, much like real life, these girls will only go so far. Sexy Poker doesn’t have any nudity, so no matter how much you win you’re only going to see so much.

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Hooters Calendar Sexy Screen Wash
Developer: On The Go Girls LLC
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

As if slinging chicken wings wasn’t bad enough, now those Hooter’s Girls are being put to work in the App Store. The bikini-clad girls from the Hooter’s Calendar will wash your iPhone or iPod touch screen from the inside out. It’s gotten four and a half stars based on 972 ratings, so there must be something to viewing beach babes and bombshells holding a squeegee. As for me, I’ll stick with this.

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Pornorama - Funniest collection of erotic movie titles
Developer: Alexander Schaefer
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

Both men and women say they find laughter sexy, so Pornorama might be just what you need to lighten the mood. No sexy photos here, folks. Just a light-hearted list of pornographic puns in this collection of 1200 of the funniest erotic movie titles. Crude, yes. Funny? You tell us.

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What's Your Sex Appeal?
Developer: Adan Vielma
Price: $1.99 Download on the App Store

What’s Your Sex Appeal?, from LOLiffic Stuff, consists of a 20-question quiz designed so you can figure figure out just how sexy you appear to other.

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Sexy Texts
Developer: Daniel Ekblad
Price: $0.99 Download on the App Store

Have the sex appeal, just not sure how to express it? Sexy Texts is the app for that. With three categories of stories for sexting — playful, romantic or sexy — the developers claim you’ll have everything you need for a bit of silent erotica. Just remember, one man’s trash is another man’s G-rated Christmas card, so ymmv.